Slingerland has great expierience with young people who have not quite grasped the concept of the internet yet. These people, more commonly known as n00bs fail to see that they are sick, however help is at hand! Slingerland is our resident Agony Uncle. Here is here to help you all with all your internet troubles! Want to create a fan character? Fallen in love with a Sonic character? Want to make a fan game without learning and code at all and using a "pre-made" program you got off bit torrent? Well then tell Slingerland all about it and he will show you that however big your problem is, he will rip you to shreads for being such an idiot and maybe guide you into the light of how to be "normal". Maybe n00bs have been bringing you to suicide? Tell your Sonic counsellor and he will tell you how to rid your life of these infectious people!

If you should have ANYTHING you want to share with our guru then email slingerland@counsellor.com The best ones will be read out on air!